Stop Asking When I’m Having Kids, B

I’ve been married to my lovely wife, Tai, for almost three years. We’re officially no longer “newlyweds,” and have settled into our married life. We’re happy. Very happy, in fact. Saying “I do” was the best thing that we’ve ever done. We enjoy date nights out, and enjoy Netflix and chill nights in (where we actually […]

2016 Wiggie Awards

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first annual Wiggie Awards! 2016 was a….year…. and 2017 looks to be… The categories and nominees were selected in a blind drawing that was overseen by the Jae Wiggz Committee, and all results are final. Without further delay, I present: Blackest Thing of the Year: Black Ass TV Shows […]

Six Random Thoughts on President-Elect Trump

It’s been one week since half of America decided that the country should be best led by Donald Trump, AKA the living embodiment of the Twitter Egg Avi, and I’m still shell-shocked. I’ve accepted the results, but it still doesn’t feel real. His rumored transition team looks like a real-life Legion of Doom, led by […]

I Am Black

I Am Frightened. I’m a black man who’s supposed to be willing to bring children into this world with my wife. I’m scared that either they’ll be taken away from me, or that I’ll be taken away from them. Someone else’s preconceived notions about the color of our skin are the main culprits to any […]

Black Twitter vs Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake is relevant today because he said some pretty weak shit on Twitter following the Spirit Bomb of Blackness that was Jesse Williams’s incredible speech at the 2016 BET Awards. You’ve seen it. I’ve seen it. Let’s talk about it. Look man, I like the homie’s music, and I like his Southern Hospitality restaurant, but […]

We Created Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee. He is six short months away from fulfilling The Simpsons prophecy of becoming the President of the United States of America. Let that sink in. Something that seemed impossible a year ago is a realistic option now, and we all did it. Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Foreigners, even Extraterrestrials, we are […]

Larry Wilmore was Brilliant

Barack Obama’s White House Correspondents’ Dinners have all had entertaining moments, from The Birth Certificate to Luther: Anger Translator. Last week, Barack Obama’s final set was, as usual, light-hearted fun. It reinforced the belief that Barack Obama has run out of fucks to give, and is just serving up shade by the spoonful. Larry Wilmore, […]

How Bernie Sanders Lost NY

The NY Primary has just passed, amid some controversy, and the Bernie Sanders supporters on my social media have responses that have ranged from “I’m never voting again” to “IT’S A CONSPIRACY!” There have been many posts about how Bernie got screwed. I’m a Bernie supporter, and I simply don’t feel that way. I’ve been […]