Six Random Thoughts on President-Elect Trump

It’s been one week since half of America decided that the country should be best led by Donald Trump, AKA the living embodiment of the Twitter Egg Avi, and I’m still shell-shocked. I’ve accepted the results, but it still doesn’t feel real. His rumored transition team looks like a real-life Legion of Doom, led by […]

10 Obama TV and Movie Ideas

Barack Obama has seven months until his presidency officially ends. In the last year and a half, Obama has had a well documented case of Nofuckitis, where his Fucks slowly depleted from his system. It wasn’t more evident than at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner this past Saturday, where he┬áliterally dropped a mic, while saying […]

How Bernie Sanders Lost NY

The NY Primary has just passed, amid some controversy, and the Bernie Sanders supporters on my social media have responses that have ranged from “I’m never voting again” to “IT’S A CONSPIRACY!” There have been many posts about how Bernie got screwed. I’m a Bernie supporter, and I simply don’t feel that way. I’ve been […]